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Trim Hittage 

Past tense for having banged (high quality only) a hot woman (or plural, women)
Last year on Spring Break , we scored some major Trim Hittage.
Trim Hittage by TrimHits July 1, 2015

Optimum Hittage 

Ensuring full potential of your hit to increase chance of optimum high
To achieve optimum hittage Bryan held in the dank for as long as he could
Optimum Hittage by Krilex June 9, 2015
A word used to describe the quality of ones hat
man that is some serious hattage
hattage by theallseeingi December 29, 2006
Anything about, of or pertaining to Hitler.
Al: Anything good on TV?
Bob: Wrestling, or some WW2 documentary.
Al: Hitlage?
Bob: No, it's looking at the American home front.
Hitlage by historaeian January 19, 2010

Group siren hattage

Group siren hattage is when a group of people, typically managers, are investigating one person in an attempt to get said person into trouble.
Sally was caught eating a chocolate bar during her shift, some serious group siren hattage had taken place that day when they were all swarmed around her, asking her all sorts of questions.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026