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Likes to elbow opponents in the face, then plead innocent.

Usually caught out but will always escape due to manager making an issue or casting up simialr incidents from up to three years ago.

"Porot kicked us all over the park. That was on TV. Am I making sense?"
Hartson by Craig Levine January 23, 2004
Words you can keep
from the welsh............dragon, eater of huns
see that hartson he finished off the huns on his own
hartson by DT October 9, 2003
the guy your "in like" with but you cant show how you really feel for fear of ruining your friendship. He is very sweet and does really thoughtful things but is also very cute. Likes anime even even though thats stupid! He is a true friend if you get to know him and if your a friend of this cute guy your damn lucky!!!
Harison by Dusty Paper October 23, 2011

Harton Academy 

A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.
"Man, Did you hear John goes to Harton Academy?"
"I pity him."
Harton Academy by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019
Top shagger. Very good at pretty much everything. You should get to know him if your his classmate.
"Woah, is that Harison?"

"Can't you tell, he is beautiful isn't he"
Harison by AmIcoolIdontKnow July 30, 2020
Person who will give to others even to the detriment of him/herself. Usually a liberal. Often found in public service jobs or charities.
When the teller opened another line, that Harston totally let me go first.
harston by Manausa March 23, 2008

hanging harison 

a particular way in which one's ball sack hangs and/or sways in the wind.
yesterday at the beach i had a major hanging harison.

also known as hovering harlod, hangin harry, and hooking henry
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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