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Harisons 

A species of Homo phobsapians who have forgoten to evolve and are thuss stuck in the state between retardation and geniouses and with theyre massive numbers due to the constant reproduction the existence of Harison species has lead to multiple wars and the creation of the Geneva Convention
Person1 to person 2
"Damn Harisons are horrifying..."
"I know right i found two in my bin yesturday"
Harisons by NegretiDaGreat September 28, 2022
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the guy your "in like" with but you cant show how you really feel for fear of ruining your friendship. He is very sweet and does really thoughtful things but is also very cute. Likes anime even even though thats stupid! He is a true friend if you get to know him and if your a friend of this cute guy your damn lucky!!!
Harison by Dusty Paper October 23, 2011
Top shagger. Very good at pretty much everything. You should get to know him if your his classmate.
"Woah, is that Harison?"

"Can't you tell, he is beautiful isn't he"
Harison by AmIcoolIdontKnow July 30, 2020

hanging harison 

a particular way in which one's ball sack hangs and/or sways in the wind.
yesterday at the beach i had a major hanging harison.

also known as hovering harlod, hangin harry, and hooking henry

James Harison

An all-around plebian, he does nothing and gets in trouble. Kinda the middle kid who does nothing in middle school.ALso goes on to Have no career
Dude di you hear that Aden became a James Harison,i pitty him.
James Harison by WaveKeh December 16, 2018

Harrisons Foot 

This a position of sexual foot intercourse where a partner sticks 3 of his/her toes into the other partners asshole. Simultaneously the other partner takes a can of bushes baked beans and pours it on the others back.
"Yo, I gave my girl the 'Harrisons Foot' last night"
Harrisons Foot by bruhmoment55566 August 15, 2020

small harison 

A extremely stupid half black half white child who is failing most of his classes.
Small harison is still in school? I can't believe it.
small harison by Boygoy February 11, 2015