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A species of Homo phobsapians who have forgoten to evolve and are thuss stuck in the state between retardation and geniouses and with theyre massive numbers due to the constant reproduction the existence of Harison species has lead to multiple wars and the creation of the Geneva Convention

Person1 to person 2
"Damn Harisons are horrifying..."
"I know right i found two in my bin yesturday"

Harisons by NegretiDaGreat September 28, 2022

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Harison

the guy your "in like" with but you cant show how you really feel for fear of ruining your friendship. He is very sweet and does really thoughtful things but is also very cute. Likes anime even even though thats stupid! He is a true friend if you get to know him and if your a friend of this cute guy your damn lucky!!!

Harisons so cute! did you ask him out?

Harison by Dusty Paper October 23, 2011

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Harison

Top shagger. Very good at pretty much everything. You should get to know him if your his classmate.

"Woah, is that Harison?"

"Can't you tell, he is beautiful isn't he"

Harison by AmIcoolIdontKnow July 30, 2020

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hanging harison

a particular way in which one's ball sack hangs and/or sways in the wind.

yesterday at the beach i had a major hanging harison.

also known as hovering harlod, hangin harry, and hooking henry

hanging harison by purple panda May 2, 2008

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James Harison

An all-around plebian, he does nothing and gets in trouble. Kinda the middle kid who does nothing in middle school.ALso goes on to Have no career

Dude di you hear that Aden became a James Harison,i pitty him.

James Harison by WaveKeh December 16, 2018

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Harrisons Foot

This a position of sexual foot intercourse where a partner sticks 3 of his/her toes into the other partners asshole. Simultaneously the other partner takes a can of bushes baked beans and pours it on the others back.

"Yo, I gave my girl the 'Harrisons Foot' last night"

Harrisons Foot by bruhmoment55566 August 15, 2020

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small harison

A extremely stupid half black half white child who is failing most of his classes.

Small harison is still in school? I can't believe it.

small harison by Boygoy February 11, 2015

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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