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Harton Academy 

A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.
"Man, Did you hear John goes to Harton Academy?"
"I pity him."
Harton Academy by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019
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Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"
Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

hot harmonica 

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
hot harmonica by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017
She is very easy to love. She is the most caring, funny, and kind person you will ever meet. You’ll fall for her in seconds. She loves sports and loves listening to music. She gets pretty jealous easily, but it won’t stop her from caring for you. Shes pretty confident when you see her, but when you get into a deep conversation, she’s actually very insecure and really sensitive, so DON’T HURT HER! When she really likes you, she will do anything, as long as she’s spending time with YOU. Late night calls are the best when she’s around, she LOVES talking, you won’t ever get tired of her speaking, it’s all you want to do. She’s the best friend you can ever have. She’ll be on your mind 24/7 and every little thing you guys do, is really special to you. She’s a very strong person and she’s been through a ton. You have to comfort her and let her know that she’s amazing and that you’re proud of her. She might think she’s not special or important to anyone but she’s special to you and you have to let her know that. You can talk for hours about her and go on and on, but sometimes it’s hard to explain your feelings about her because you’ve never met someone like her and she’s just so perfect in your eyes. She has the cutest laugh, perfect smile, you can listen to her voice for hours, and the first thing you’ll fall in love with is her personality. Don’t ever loose someone like Harmony, because if you do, it’s gonna take a long time to heal, and it’s the worst thing to go through.
“ I love harmony, she’s so perfect, and the prettiest/strongest person I have ever met”
Harmony by CherryCoke821 March 31, 2023

Beef harmonica 

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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