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Herbicide 

The slaying of people named Herb.
"When they shanked this guy named Herb in the showers," said the inmate, "it was Herbicide."
Herbicide by NiraMillson July 12, 2016
Death as a result of being exposed to farts.
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009
The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.
Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.
harmicide by montyco April 7, 2013

hairicide 

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had
dude, you commited hairicide!
hairicide by eferdemo February 26, 2015

Herbicide 

Herbicide is what your autocorrector understands when you type Genocide.
*texting*
"wyd?"
"just finished listening to East Jesus nowhere"
"Nice! What's the chorus?"
"A fire burns today, of blasphemy and herbicide.
DAMN AUTOCORRECT"

Herbicide 

Herbicide
her bi cide

Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.

Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.
Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever

Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided

Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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