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Herbicide 

The slaying of people named Herb.
"When they shanked this guy named Herb in the showers," said the inmate, "it was Herbicide."
Herbicide by NiraMillson July 12, 2016
Death as a result of being exposed to farts.
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009
The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.
Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.
harmicide by montyco April 7, 2013

hairicide 

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had
dude, you commited hairicide!
hairicide by eferdemo February 26, 2015

Herbicide 

Herbicide is what your autocorrector understands when you type Genocide.
*texting*
"wyd?"
"just finished listening to East Jesus nowhere"
"Nice! What's the chorus?"
"A fire burns today, of blasphemy and herbicide.
DAMN AUTOCORRECT"

Herbicide 

Herbicide
her bi cide

Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.

Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.
Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever

Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided

Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.