Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.
Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.
*texting*
"wyd?"
"just finished listening to East Jesus nowhere"
"Nice! What's the chorus?"
"A fire burns today, of blasphemy and herbicide.
DAMN AUTOCORRECT"