hairicide 

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had

dude, you commited hairicide!

hairicide by eferdemo February 26, 2015

Hairicane 

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

Hairicane by Person_over_there May 20, 2015

Hairicane 

When the teacher you have pronounces hurricane wrong and is a complete idiot ; when the teacher has a bad hair day.

"Wow Mrs. Roberts is having a real hairicane today" said everyone in all her classes.

Hairicane by Bettrthanu02 May 17, 2015

harmicide

The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.

Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.

harmicide by montyco April 7, 2013

haggicide 

To kill a person by making them eat Scottish "food"

Angus MacGrimley killed Seamus GlenMartin by forcing him to choke down haggis and blood sausage, thereby committing haggicide.

haggicide by Haggicide February 28, 2004

hairified 

having hair of an animal or a person clinging to your clothes

Does anyone have a lint brush? I was petting my dog this morning, now I'm hairified.

hairified by xxNicholexx October 18, 2007

Himicide 

Noun. (/ˈhiməˌsīd/). The murder of masculine pronouns.

She was indicted for vehicular himicide in 2020.

Himicide by tbp-ud November 22, 2020