hairicide

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had

dude, you commited hairicide!

by eferdemo February 26, 2015

Hairicane

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

by Person_over_there May 20, 2015

Hairicane

When the teacher you have pronounces hurricane wrong and is a complete idiot ; when the teacher has a bad hair day.

"Wow Mrs. Roberts is having a real hairicane today" said everyone in all her classes.

by Bettrthanu02 May 17, 2015

harmicide

The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.

Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.

by montyco April 7, 2013

haggicide

To kill a person by making them eat Scottish "food"

Angus MacGrimley killed Seamus GlenMartin by forcing him to choke down haggis and blood sausage, thereby committing haggicide.

by Haggicide February 28, 2004

hairified

having hair of an animal or a person clinging to your clothes

Does anyone have a lint brush? I was petting my dog this morning, now I'm hairified.

by xxNicholexx October 18, 2007

Himicide

Noun. (/ˈhiməˌsīd/). The murder of masculine pronouns.

She was indicted for vehicular himicide in 2020.

by tbp-ud November 22, 2020