haggicide 

To kill a person by making them eat Scottish "food"

Angus MacGrimley killed Seamus GlenMartin by forcing him to choke down haggis and blood sausage, thereby committing haggicide.

haggicide by Haggicide February 28, 2004

harmicide

The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.

Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.

harmicide by montyco April 7, 2013

hairicide 

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had

dude, you commited hairicide!

hairicide by eferdemo February 26, 2015

haggified 

n,one ugly biatch of a woman

That is one haggified skank.

haggified by RRII December 14, 2008

Hamicide 

The technical term for the killing or murder of a law enforcement officer, especially a Police Officer in the United States.

That cop was such a fuckin’ pig, he had me about to commit some hamicide.

Hamicide by Pancho777 August 3, 2020

harticide

Harticide is when someone attempts to commit genocide against the Harti tribal national state, specifically Puntland and SSC-Khatumo

she's pro harticide

harticide by Bobbystrurrew September 17, 2023

HAMICIDE 

When a feral pig goes on a rampage, causing a homicide

"I can't believe Zilo the Pig went on a HAMICIDE in Ass Crack City!"

HAMICIDE by ExquisiteMimeDetonator August 14, 2024