haggicide

To kill a person by making them eat Scottish "food"

Angus MacGrimley killed Seamus GlenMartin by forcing him to choke down haggis and blood sausage, thereby committing haggicide.

by Haggicide February 28, 2004

harmicide

The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.

Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.

by montyco April 7, 2013

hairicide

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had

dude, you commited hairicide!

by eferdemo February 26, 2015

haggified

n,one ugly biatch of a woman

That is one haggified skank.

by RRII December 14, 2008

Hamicide

The technical term for the killing or murder of a law enforcement officer, especially a Police Officer in the United States.

That cop was such a fuckin’ pig, he had me about to commit some hamicide.

by Pancho777 August 3, 2020

harticide

Harticide is when someone attempts to commit genocide against the Harti tribal national state, specifically Puntland and SSC-Khatumo

she's pro harticide

by Bobbystrurrew September 17, 2023

HAMICIDE

When a feral pig goes on a rampage, causing a homicide

"I can't believe Zilo the Pig went on a HAMICIDE in Ass Crack City!"

by ExquisiteMimeDetonator August 14, 2024