*texting*
"wyd?"
"just finished listening to East Jesus nowhere"
"Nice! What's the chorus?"
"A fire burns today, of blasphemy and herbicide.
DAMN AUTOCORRECT"
Stoner 1: "Dude, how ripped were you last night? When I said good night as I was leaving, you couldn't even make an intelligible sound!"
Stoner 2: "Waddya 'spect man, we seriously committed herbicide!"