11 definitions by ponzi_joe
Short for Punjab. A person who is ideally from India that is on permanent retainer from a business in the US. Their job duties consist of basic clerical and data entry like projects..
by ponzi_joe November 4, 2015
The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
by ponzi_joe June 5, 2013
When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.
Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
by ponzi_joe May 18, 2013
The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.
Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.
period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
by ponzi_joe May 13, 2015
When someone uses out-dated sexual terms or references. Examples of such terms.."porking", "porno", "hussy", "gay-lord" ect
Me- I was talking to Rick the other day and he said he was going home to "pork" his wife.
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..
by ponzi_joe July 21, 2013
An older man that is rich and is excellent physical shape. He is most likely on HGH or some other form of steroids. His sugar intake is minimal, therefore he has to be a splenda daddy. Splenda Daddys usually only date woman 20-30 years younger and will also wear clothing WAY too young for them...i.e converse and fancy belts with shiny belt buckles..
Dude that guy isnt a sugar daddy, he is rich and in great shape...he must be a splenda daddy.
sugar daddy older man rich guy hgh steroids
sugar daddy older man rich guy hgh steroids
by ponzi_joe May 13, 2015
Term that mostly applies for someone who is half black and half white.
Being half Puerto Rican also qualifies.
Being half Puerto Rican also qualifies.
Hope decided to break the news to her husband that she's been sleeping with a halfrican. She thought the new term would soften the blow.
My Dad is white and my mom is Puerto Rican. That makes me a halfrican.
That halfrican is really fast, which parent you think is the white side?
My Dad is white and my mom is Puerto Rican. That makes me a halfrican.
That halfrican is really fast, which parent you think is the white side?
by ponzi_joe July 21, 2013