11 definitions by ponzi_joe

Short for Punjab. A person who is ideally from India that is on permanent retainer from a business in the US. Their job duties consist of basic clerical and data entry like projects..
Dude, dont do that nonsense, let me email my Puni and he will take care of it.
by ponzi_joe November 4, 2015
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The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
by ponzi_joe June 5, 2013
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When a black man is blending in with his white friends.

This will usually apply to dress, speech and mannerisms. There will be very limited use of urban slang and pant sagging. Nerdy glasses will usually be part of the attire.
Dude, did you see Jerome last night hanging out at the Martini Bar? He was dancing to 80's pop music, wearing Abercrombie, and smoking Marloboros. He was totally incognegro.
by ponzi_joe July 21, 2013
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When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.
Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
by ponzi_joe May 18, 2013
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The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.
Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.

period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
by ponzi_joe May 13, 2015
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Term that mostly applies for someone who is half black and half white.

Being half Puerto Rican also qualifies.
Hope decided to break the news to her husband that she's been sleeping with a halfrican. She thought the new term would soften the blow.

My Dad is white and my mom is Puerto Rican. That makes me a halfrican.

That halfrican is really fast, which parent you think is the white side?
by ponzi_joe July 21, 2013
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Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.
We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
by ponzi_joe June 30, 2013
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