ponzi_joe's definitions
Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.
We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.
I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013
Get the Ran the Princeton Offensemug. The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.
Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.
period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015
Get the Killed a Bearmug. One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.
He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2013
Get the e-musclesmug. The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013
Get the Clearing my Historymug. When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.
Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013
Get the Bryce Harperingmug. When someone uses out-dated sexual terms or references. Examples of such terms.."porking", "porno", "hussy", "gay-lord" ect
Me- I was talking to Rick the other day and he said he was going home to "pork" his wife.
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..
by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013
Get the Porntiquatedmug. When a black man is blending in with his white friends.
This will usually apply to dress, speech and mannerisms. There will be very limited use of urban slang and pant sagging. Nerdy glasses will usually be part of the attire.
This will usually apply to dress, speech and mannerisms. There will be very limited use of urban slang and pant sagging. Nerdy glasses will usually be part of the attire.
Dude, did you see Jerome last night hanging out at the Martini Bar? He was dancing to 80's pop music, wearing Abercrombie, and smoking Marloboros. He was totally incognegro.
by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013
Get the Incognegromug.