hardpoint
A hardpoint, in bondage parlance, is something overhead from which you support your bottom when performing suspensions.
hardpoint by aedanfearail December 7, 2020
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harpoontang
I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.
harpoontang by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010
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Harpoontang
Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"
Harpoontang by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009
harpoontang
Item used by Choder Boy from the movie Orgazamo. Once a Dildo is now a Harpoon used to tie up villians. Evildoers Beware!
"Here, my Harpoontang should do the trick!" -Choder Boy
harpoontang by Fat T and his hetero-lifemate Fitz September 15, 2003
handprinting
When one has sex with a woman on her period and uses the still wet menstrual blood to finger paint on the sheets/the two lovers' bodies.
Are those little Johnnies paintings on the fridge?
Oh no, that's my husbands handprinting from last night, be careful, it's fresh ;)
Oh no, that's my husbands handprinting from last night, be careful, it's fresh ;)
handprinting by corndoggerwith June 13, 2011
handprint skateboards
handprint skateboards by jake m November 29, 2004