hardpoint
A hardpoint, in bondage parlance, is something overhead from which you support your bottom when performing suspensions.
hardpoint by aedanfearail December 7, 2020
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harpoontang
I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.
harpoontang by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010
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Harpoontang
Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"
Harpoontang by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009
hard point
hard point by rifterer January 17, 2013
harpoontang
Item used by Choder Boy from the movie Orgazamo. Once a Dildo is now a Harpoon used to tie up villians. Evildoers Beware!
harpoontang by Fat T and his hetero-lifemate Fitz September 15, 2003
handprinting
When one has sex with a woman on her period and uses the still wet menstrual blood to finger paint on the sheets/the two lovers' bodies.
Are those little Johnnies paintings on the fridge?
Oh no, that's my husbands handprinting from last night, be careful, it's fresh ;)
Oh no, that's my husbands handprinting from last night, be careful, it's fresh ;)
handprinting by corndoggerwith June 13, 2011
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handprint skateboards by jake m November 29, 2004
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