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Bastard Handwriting

Paul's bastard handwriting is barely legible.
Bastard Handwriting by Zoneranger January 28, 2007

Girly handwriting 

the most annoying handwriting there is, usually by girls grades 6-12. This handwriting consists of perfectly round o's, the 'a' that you see on the computer, and perfect e's. It is written neatly, with all the letters touching each other perfectly. Sometimes, the dot in the 'i' is replaced by a heart.
Girly Handwriter: Can I see your notes?
Me: Sure.
Girly Handwriter: I can't read this.
Me: Too bad.

Danielle: Gosh, Ashley has such girly handwriting, I can't stand it!

Stacey: Yeah, I know right? Be a little more original!

Handwriting 

A complete waste of time nowadays, since there are computers.
Grandpa: Let me see your hand writing.
Me: What's handwriting?
Handwriting by TravesLeeSeesRed December 10, 2016

hand printing 

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.
My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.
hand printing by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting. 

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

Handwriting 

Pedophile on xbox live who grooms minors on roblox dahood and elo traps on r6 and is the richest in ogu
That nigga handwriting is filthy rich
Handwriting by PainOnXboxV1BTW April 24, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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