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Bastard Handwriting

Paul's bastard handwriting is barely legible.
Bastard Handwriting by Zoneranger January 28, 2007

Girly handwriting 

the most annoying handwriting there is, usually by girls grades 6-12. This handwriting consists of perfectly round o's, the 'a' that you see on the computer, and perfect e's. It is written neatly, with all the letters touching each other perfectly. Sometimes, the dot in the 'i' is replaced by a heart.
Girly Handwriter: Can I see your notes?
Me: Sure.
Girly Handwriter: I can't read this.
Me: Too bad.

Danielle: Gosh, Ashley has such girly handwriting, I can't stand it!

Stacey: Yeah, I know right? Be a little more original!

Handwriting 

A complete waste of time nowadays, since there are computers.
Grandpa: Let me see your hand writing.
Me: What's handwriting?
Handwriting by TravesLeeSeesRed December 10, 2016

hand printing 

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.
My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.
hand printing by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting. 

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

Handwriting 

Pedophile on xbox live who grooms minors on roblox dahood and elo traps on r6 and is the richest in ogu
That nigga handwriting is filthy rich
Handwriting by PainOnXboxV1BTW April 24, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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