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hardwood 

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood
dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit
hardwood by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 11, 2007

Hardwood floors

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.
Hardwood floors by Stbm January 4, 2003

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.
Hardwood Floors by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.
I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.
hardwood floors by Anonymous December 20, 2002

hardwood hill 

a stairs, a device with steps used for going up
Johnny climbed the hardwood hill to go to his bedroom.
hardwood hill by Hooodooo February 2, 2010

Rollin' Hardwoods

I hooked up with Angela last night and she was totally bald down there. She was rollin' hardwoods.
Rollin' Hardwoods by NUREYE July 1, 2009