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Harbord Hotdog 

n. A handjob performed using a hotdog bun as the intermediary substance. After ejaculation, the hotdog is then consumed by the stimulator. Its named after the location it was first performed, Harbord Street, in Toronto, Canada.
That girl Anna is a real skank. She gave that dude a Harbord Hotdog last night!
Harbord Hotdog by Alirio November 10, 2006

Ewan Harbord 

A mental disorder that grows in your brain causing you to be intelligent but make inappropriate puns and remarks.
You probably have Ewan Harbord so book an appointment at the doctors
Ewan Harbord by Deeeeedazzz June 15, 2017

Pearl Harbor 

When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.
GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.
Pearl Harbor by Mustache Cano March 17, 2010

safety harbor middle school 

a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)
safety harbor middle school is the most ghetto school

Harbor Hog 

Local female from Belfast Maine who hangs out at the lookout and under the bridge with the warf rats. Easily recognizable by the large stature and scent of Allens Coffee Brandy and Whole Milk. Usualy known to be moraly loose and lose wait rapidly once they discover injectible opiates
Most patrons at the Look Out Pub and all patrons of the former Club 132 are examples of a Harbor Hog
Harbor Hog by notgonnadoit December 29, 2009

Harbor hog 

Har'bor hog - noun

An overweight human female searching for gratis sex from inebriated patrons with impaired vision in second rate bars, particularly dives in quaint seaside towns and villages along coastal Maine.
"She ain't nothing but a harbor hog." said Al.
Harbor hog by Mr.Blore September 10, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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