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handshame

When someone sends you a hand pic and you think their hands are ugly or not pretty enough, and you say that out loud, you handshame them
Someone: omg John sent me a hand pic yesterday he has such a weird hand with

Emily: don't handshame them, it's rude

Someone: shut the hell up Emily
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bavarian handshake

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.
Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!
by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017
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Vagina Handshake

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
by Chas501 December 31, 2016
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Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019
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Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.
Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.
by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019
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Worldwide Handsome

A title belonging to only one man in this world. A normal homosapien like you, unless you are Kim Seok Jin, will never be able to claim this title. Criteria includes: out-of-this-world confidence; broad shoulders (specifically 60 cm); must make dad jokes (what colour are burgers? Burger-ndy.); possess an angelic voice; a great dancer; Korean; oldest member of Behind The Scene (but is the secret maknae).
Win. Lose. I don't care because I have this face at the end of the day, so who's the real winner here? - Mr Worldwide handsome

You, handsome. But me? More handsome.

I'm worldwide handsome.
by Smolmochi October 7, 2017
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worldwide handsome

Worldwide handsome is Kim Seokjin from Korean boy group BTS. He has said this before on interviews during the BBMAS and after BTS had won for top social artist.
by Jiminie_mochi1013 June 12, 2017
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