SJ

Person 1: I run an SJ blog, which makes me an SJA.
Person 2: SJA?
Person 1: Social Justice Activist.
Person 2: Social Justice Asshole, more like.
by idek man October 04, 2012
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Samuel Johnson, (SJ)

"Samuel Johnson, often referred to as Dr Johnson, was an English writer who made lasting contributions to English literature as a poet, essayist, moralist, literary critic, biographer, editor and lexicographer" <--- google definition.
More commonly known as the ancient English who were confused what he had read.
Pothead"dude farts are just spirits of the foods we ate trying to escape!"
Me :"Dude I am so SJ right now"
by TheRealSamuelJohnson August 18, 2016
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An SJ is the actually correct name for what is commonly referred to as a blowjob, or BJ. The SJ, or suckjob, describes what is actually happening. SJ is not to be confused with S.J., which stands for Society of Jesus. Though, to be fair, both do promote good in the world.
Damn dude, that girl Lizzy gives such a good SJ.
-Tyler
by Fiery Hoya Poop October 01, 2013
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Abbreviation for Society of Jesus, a religious order founded by Ignatius of Loyola. Members are called Jesuits.
Teilhard de Chardin, SJ, was a Jesuit scientist.
by ScottX November 27, 2006
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Verb. To watch hot asian boys, preferably korean, do their thing (singing, dancing, acting, strip teasing, etc etc)

*Note: This word originates from watching Super Junior's It's You Music video.
A girl: "Oh my god, I spent my time watching Big Bang's new music video instead of doing hw!"
Friend: "Stop SJ-ing!"
by Fangirl of hot asian boy bands November 04, 2009
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SJ- A Sand Job

Masturbating using sand paper, it's what lumberjacks and Chuck Norris do
Q: Do you masturbate?

A: Masturbating is for pussies, I SJ myself moddafucker...
by Lumberjack Peter March 30, 2009
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A term used to talk shit about a guy that can easily lay your ass out. SJ's are typically roid raged douche bags that think they kick ass although after high school they'll be working as a janitor. Often heard making animalistic grunting noises.
Guy1: Shit! dude SJ heard us!
Guy2: Fuck now he's gonna whoop our asses
SJ: Huh! Why the fuck are you doing that shit?
by Guy Buddy August 31, 2008
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