handphones 

when one covers their ears with the palms of there hands to block bad current noises.
headphones, with hands.

when bonnie started singing outta here, i just had to use my handphones

handphones by wizzer jimmy October 2, 2009

iPod headphones 

the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.

Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.

iPod headphones by #1stunna' January 2, 2008

headphones 

(n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device.

We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on.

headphones by tuff stuff December 14, 2015

headphones 

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."

headphones by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

Flesh Headphones 

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.

Flesh Headphones by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 21, 2013

Fart With Headphones On 

1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.

2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.

Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."

Fart With Headphones On by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011

handphone 

Konglish

handphone means Mobile or cellular phone

what is your handphone number?

handphone by Malcom.B June 23, 2010