Definitions by Bumbumbuum

condom

A magical item that protects your lover from having a "little bundle of joy".

"Damn it, the condom didn't work."

condom by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

headphones 

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."

headphones by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016