condom

A magical item that protects your lover from having a "little bundle of joy".
"Damn it, the condom didn't work."
by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016
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headphones

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.
" My headphones broke."
by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016
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