handosexual
someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.
handosexual by the_natsci May 31, 2005
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Halosexual
Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004
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handosexual • Handisexual • Handsexual • Hardosexual • Handysexual • Hanosexual • Hendosexual • Halosexual • Hansexual • honosexual
Hansexual
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.
Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!
Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!
Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011
harmosexual
Harmonizer 1: oh my god look at Normani she's fucking perfect!!
Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals
Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals
harmosexual by Harmonizer5ever September 11, 2016
hamosexual
hamosexual by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018
Hendosexual
A term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted homosexual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-gay, to a fault sometimes.
Hendosexual by WrWlf November 20, 2016
Hangesexual
Hangesexual by Hanges biggest simp February 19, 2021
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