Hangesexual

Having a strong sexual and/or romantic attraction to hange zoe from aot

My sexuality? Oh I'm hangesexual

by Hanges biggest simp February 19, 2021

Hangesexual

only being attracted to Hange Zoe from "attack on titan", also known as "shingeki no kyojin".

person1: why are you still single? There are lots of hot people that like you!
person2: you see, i'm not into them, i'm hangesexual

by jhfjasfhdvgxdf February 21, 2021

Hansexual

One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.

Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.

by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

Hanksexual

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."

by That one MC Sheriff fan July 8, 2021

hansexual

a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids

someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....

by sehunsnose December 25, 2020

Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.

"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."

by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020