Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."
A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.