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Hangesexual

only being attracted to Hange Zoe from "attack on titan", also known as "shingeki no kyojin".
person1: why are you still single? There are lots of hot people that like you!
person2: you see, i'm not into them, i'm hangesexual
Hangesexual by jhfjasfhdvgxdf February 21, 2021
One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

Hanksexual 

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."
a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids
someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....
hansexual by sehunsnose December 25, 2020

Handsexual 

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.
"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."
Handsexual by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

hanasexual 

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.
Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*
hanasexual by sxcker October 7, 2020
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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