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Handsexual 

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A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.
"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."
Handsexual by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009
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Handsexual 

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A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over
Handsexual
Handsexual by Napnod January 14, 2016

Bandsexual 

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Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.
Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.
Bandsexual by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012

Halosexual 

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One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.
My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...
Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

Hansexual

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One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

bandsexual 

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Being attracted to only band members and band fans.
"I thought I was straight,but then I saw Gerard Way and I knew I was bandsexual."
bandsexual by yall hear sum February 11, 2019

hamosexual 

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That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham
hamosexual by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018
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