A complimentary mammogram using his hands offered by the friendly dude/creeper next to you at the bar.
A drunk Irishman named Brian at the bar last night offered me a handogram, so I promptly delivered him a swift kick to the babymaker. A-hole.
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Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!
by Founders People November 2, 2010
Get the Handygram mug.The ship between characters Hannibal Lecter (played by Mads Mikkelsen) and Will Graham (played by Hugh Dancy) from the show Hannibal.
Since the show began, there were always tones of romance, whether it be metaphorical, or literal; sexually, or romantically. And while some may think were are only friends, those opinions don’t change the fact that the creator has confirmed they are canon, and that they are “deeply in love with eachother”.
The creator actually ships them as well, sadly we didn’t get a kiss or a continuation of the story because the show was cancelled in 2015.
Since the show began, there were always tones of romance, whether it be metaphorical, or literal; sexually, or romantically. And while some may think were are only friends, those opinions don’t change the fact that the creator has confirmed they are canon, and that they are “deeply in love with eachother”.
The creator actually ships them as well, sadly we didn’t get a kiss or a continuation of the story because the show was cancelled in 2015.
A: “Hey! I watched Hannibal yesterday, Hannigram is SO canon”
B: “I love Hannigram sooo much, they go so well together!
B: “I love Hannigram sooo much, they go so well together!
by Hickyhanni August 20, 2022
Get the Hannigram mug.A Hammogram is the sexiest Jon Hamm-related Valentine's Day gift on the planet earth. A friend and/or lover will send another friend/lover a Hamm-O-Gram, which is a mailed envelope. Inside this envelope is a handsome picture of Jon Hamm and a love note, both of which have been dipped in aftershave and glitter. Effects of a Hamm-O-Gram include extreme horniness and MAD MEN marathons.
Dwight sent me a HammOGram for Valentine's Day, even though he knows I'll know be thinking of Jon Hamm whenever we do it.
by Hamm Man February 15, 2012
Get the HammOGram mug.When one is so sexually excited that their hand begins having spasms for no apparent reason. The person is usually in a situation where expressing their sexual desires is inappropriate , so they need to release their excitement through their hands.
Some examples of handorgams are hand-flailing uncontrollably. However, each person has their own unique handorgasms. No two are alike.
by Julie orgasmpants December 9, 2011
Get the handorgasm mug.This degrading sexual act was first done in the area of Hartford CT, it has been used many times both as a sex act and a way to end a relationship. It was created by a large group of men from Hartford while on a fishing trip in upstate New York and upon their return to CT several members used it for both purposes. It is when a man shits in their hand or picks up a piece of shit and then throws it in the face of a woman
During the heat of passion Todd gave Conis a Hartford Handgranade and she loved it."" After Jay caught his woman cheating on him, he surprised her at the door with a Hartford Handgranade!
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