HammOGram 

A Hammogram is the sexiest Jon Hamm-related Valentine's Day gift on the planet earth. A friend and/or lover will send another friend/lover a Hamm-O-Gram, which is a mailed envelope. Inside this envelope is a handsome picture of Jon Hamm and a love note, both of which have been dipped in aftershave and glitter. Effects of a Hamm-O-Gram include extreme horniness and MAD MEN marathons.

Dwight sent me a HammOGram for Valentine's Day, even though he knows I'll know be thinking of Jon Hamm whenever we do it.

HammOGram by Hamm Man February 15, 2012

Hammogram 

An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.

Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!

Hammogram by Ellbee December 9, 2008

mammogramometer 

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.

Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!

mammogramometer by Finleys February 22, 2007

Homogram 

An exact duplicate of a person, only the duplicate is homosexual. A gay hologram.

Dick: Look! I think that's Phil but... Why does he have eyeshadow on?

Jane: That's not Phil. That's just a homogram.

Homogram by TheGreatParis November 7, 2010

mammogram 

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.

some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.

mammogram by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

hammafram 

1. a word spoken in tounges while intoxicated.

2. An expression of excitement.

1. Mike woke up from his drunken stuper only to say, "Hammafram, samm fram...ya know what I'm sayin'?"

2. After bowling a strike, he raised his hands and shouted "Hammafram!!"

hammafram by Kane8215 October 19, 2008

mammogramologist 

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.

Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

mammogramologist by Jay-Les Productions.... August 4, 2011