Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

Handygram by Founders People November 2, 2010

Hannigram 

the slash homosexual relationship between Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham in the new series Hannibal.

"omg did you watch Hannibal last night"

"yeah i totally ship Hannigram"

Hannigram by comealongpond June 15, 2013

Hannigram 

The ship between characters Hannibal Lecter (played by Mads Mikkelsen) and Will Graham (played by Hugh Dancy) from the show Hannibal.

Since the show began, there were always tones of romance, whether it be metaphorical, or literal; sexually, or romantically. And while some may think were are only friends, those opinions don’t change the fact that the creator has confirmed they are canon, and that they are “deeply in love with eachother”.

The creator actually ships them as well, sadly we didn’t get a kiss or a continuation of the story because the show was cancelled in 2015.

A: “Hey! I watched Hannibal yesterday, Hannigram is SO canon”

B: “I love Hannigram sooo much, they go so well together!

Hannigram by Hickyhanni August 20, 2022

handyjam 

One of the several names for a handjob.

-Dude nick got a handyjam from that new girl last night.

-No way good for him.

handyjam by handparty99 September 2, 2009

pandygram 

An instagram account that you started following because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Derek: Dude, how are you following 4,735 people on instagram?
Reza: They're just pandygrams, prolly unfollow when lockdown's over.

Alec: Yo, I didn't know you were into Men Don't Whisper.
Kaveh: Oh, no, jfirstman is just a pandygram to me. I follow him for the impressions.

pandygram by rayman2k1 April 21, 2021

Hartford Handgranade 

This degrading sexual act was first done in the area of Hartford CT, it has been used many times both as a sex act and a way to end a relationship. It was created by a large group of men from Hartford while on a fishing trip in upstate New York and upon their return to CT several members used it for both purposes. It is when a man shits in their hand or picks up a piece of shit and then throws it in the face of a woman

During the heat of passion Todd gave Conis a Hartford Handgranade and she loved it."" After Jay caught his woman cheating on him, he surprised her at the door with a Hartford Handgranade!

Hartford Handgranade by TheZman August 17, 2010

handogram

A complimentary mammogram using his hands offered by the friendly dude/creeper next to you at the bar.

A drunk Irishman named Brian at the bar last night offered me a handogram, so I promptly delivered him a swift kick to the babymaker. A-hole.

handogram by Gigi Fabulous June 17, 2010