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handorgasm 

When one is so sexually excited that their hand begins having spasms for no apparent reason. The person is usually in a situation where expressing their sexual desires is inappropriate , so they need to release their excitement through their hands.
Some examples of handorgams are hand-flailing uncontrollably. However, each person has their own unique handorgasms. No two are alike.
handorgasm by Julie orgasmpants December 9, 2011
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halorgasm 

1. (noun, English) The euphoric and/or pleasurable sensation induced by the Xbox video game "Halo." Usually experienced during massive multiplayer experiences, or when the player hears the cue word "killtacular."
2. (verb, English) To experience a halorgasm.
"When that 16-person Halo game started up, and I immediately got ravaged by four rockets at once, I had the best halorgasm of my life." or,
"Gunning down everyone on the blue team made me halorgasm hard."
halorgasm by Kent October 23, 2003

Pandorgasm 

The feeling you get when you are listening to streaming radio on Pandora and Pandora plays that perfect song you've been waiting to hear.
Guy #1: Dude, I love that new Eminem song.
Guy #2: Dude, me too. I had a Pandorgasm when Pandora played it earlier.
Guy #1: Dude, that is awesome!
Pandorgasm by chuck_bad November 21, 2010

Second Hand Orgasm 

When one partner does not orgasm, but instead draws enough happiness from the pleasure of their lover to make the sex worthwhile for them.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.

Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.
Could you at least you know, be appreciative so I can have a second hand orgasm when I go down on you?
special handshake; also known as the queef shake; occurs while shaking hands where one or both people of the handshake allo their middle finger to stick out and tickle one another's palm;

similar to 'fingering' another's vagina but on the palm of one's hand
Aaron gave Shalini and handgasm after which she gave a great laugh of pleasure
handgasm by war the choata May 13, 2005
The sensation of warmth spreading rapidly over one's hand in a pleasing and stimulating manner.
Sticking your hand in a warm glove or some other similarly warmth providing pocket. Ex. Joel gave me his gloves to wear and they gave me a handgasm.
Handgasm by Yoshi1990 December 5, 2010

Pandorgasm 

Finding music on Pandora that is mediocre, believing that people will like you more because you can regurgitate the artist's name while drinking an overpriced Portland microbrew, and then blowing a wad in your pants and no longer needing the company of the opposite sex.
I found this great band on Pandora... ooooo ah oooooo... Never mind. I just had a "pandorgasm" and no longer need to talk with you.
Pandorgasm by Real Dennis Quaid September 11, 2011
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