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handicrap 

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.
handicrap by The Real Slim Zoobs October 21, 2015

handicrapped 

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.
"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."
handicrapped by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

handicrapper 

Oh, girl, my claustrophobia is so bad I have to wait in line for the handicrapper so I won't feel like the stall walls are closing in on me
handicrapper by Powersiblings January 18, 2011

HandKrafted 

Robert went down to the spa for a HandKrafted massage.
HandKrafted by Jakestreak29 February 22, 2019

handicrapper 

A fully mobile person who prefers to use the larger handicapped stalls in restrooms.
Wheelchair Bob really needs to drop a deuce, but there's a handicrapper in the stall.

Handicrap Nap 

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.
This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.
Handicrap Nap by AJP7M April 29, 2005