handicrap

To take a crap in the handicapped stall

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.

by The Real Slim Zoobs October 21, 2015

Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.

I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.

by NJporkroll January 9, 2017

handicrap

1. Using your disability to gain favor.

2. Shitting yourself due to your disability.

1. Don’t come at me with your handicrap.

2. Uh-oh, I think I’m about to handicrap myself.

by SooSpoint June 9, 2021

Handicrap

(han-de-krap) An inaccurate and self-limiting belief, adopted as reality.

There's nothing that's actually keeping you from starting your own business other than the handicrap you're burdening yourself with.

by PD-XRay May 23, 2018

Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair

After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.

by High_andGay December 7, 2019

handicapist

To exclude from all the reindeer games because Rudolph is in a fuckin wheelchair.

"I didn't get hired! "
"Why??" "Cuz of my wheelchair" "maaan they're handicapist"

by Yourmommma December 11, 2013