handicrapped

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

handicrapped

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.

"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.

by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012

handicrapped

When you have to shit so bad, you can't move

Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped

by Thefilthygoose August 25, 2015

Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

by Ninjalo October 4, 2004

Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair

After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.

by High_andGay December 7, 2019

handitrapped

When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.

I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.

by Williamsven February 24, 2009