handicrapped 

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

handicrapped by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

handicrapped 

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.

"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.

handicrapped by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012

handicrapped 

When you have to shit so bad, you can't move

Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped

handicrapped by Thefilthygoose August 25, 2015

Handicrapped 

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

Handicrapped by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

Handicrapped Henis 

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

Handicrapped Henis by Ninjalo October 4, 2004

Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair

After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.

Handiclapped by High_andGay December 7, 2019

handitrapped 

When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.

I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.

handitrapped by Williamsven February 24, 2009