handicat

A term coined by the webcomic El Goonish Shive. A handicat is the word for being unable to move because a cat is sitting on your lap or another part of your body.

I ended up stuck in a chair all afternoon because I had a handicat.

by Daniel "Dann" Woolf October 13, 2008

handicat

a very "special" breed of cat

boy- ur cats been staring at the wall for like 20 min.
girl- yeah he's handicat.

by Enragedwalrus April 2, 2011

handicapist

To exclude from all the reindeer games because Rudolph is in a fuckin wheelchair.

"I didn't get hired! "
"Why??" "Cuz of my wheelchair" "maaan they're handicapist"

by Yourmommma December 11, 2013

Handifat

A person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn't have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.

Hey, look at that fat shit at the dunkin donuts, I think she has a handifat license plate. I'll bet she hasn't seen her feet in ten years.

by BigNTasty October 28, 2004

Handicapper

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

by Grevdar February 8, 2010

Handicappable

To be handicapped or disabled while still able to live and function normally.
Word created/used by Brandon Rogers.

"You call me handicappable, because it's a fact that disabilities can't hold me back!"

"I am handicappable of math!"

by sothicsepia14 March 28, 2020

Handnication

The choice of masturbation, over fornication outside of a marriage.

I will never cheat, so when I get a no, it is handnication time.

by llcalejr May 8, 2019