Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

Halifucker 

Noun (pejorative): Someone who is from Halifax; a Haligonian.

Goddamn, not another unemployed Halifucker on the dole!

Halifucker by &dy &erson January 1, 2012

hatfucker 

A dismissive term for someone who is mostly useless. A lazy idiot or fool. Origins in the fire service. Can also be modified and used as required.

"That guy's a hatfucker." Or, "Go fuck your hat."

hatfucker by Jimmy the Cleaner June 2, 2017

headfucker 

A large bowl of mixed alcoholic drinks with a small amount of juice which fucks your head up and makes you do silly things and forget them. Drunk extremely fast with copious amounts of ice cubes & a daft amount of straws. Found in party resorts such as Malia, Crete.

"Did you have a good night?"
"Fuck knows, I can't remember anything after that headfucker we got in the first bar."
"Good times."

headfucker by Cazaloompa May 2, 2006

handfuck 

Feeling up someone's leg in a public place insinuating a travel to the top

Quit trying to handfuck me.

handfuck by Voderbeast July 14, 2007

arabian handfuck 

when the italian mob drops you off in the desert due to unpaid loans, when you are wandering in the desert and you meet a group of arabian camelbackers and they blindfold you and give you a shit-lubed handjobs

person 1: yo wut up nig
Person 2: yo i just got a postcard from jimmy hes in egypt rite now. Why?
Person 1: o didnt u hear i got a postcard too he told me that he was given an arabian handfuck

arabian handfuck by steven perez July 28, 2008

hatefuckery 

Anger, or a negative attitude toward an ex lover.

"Her conversation contained a lot of hatefuckery about an ex." "It was a bad break-up with too much hatefuckery."

hatefuckery by Faultliner May 12, 2015