headfucker

A large bowl of mixed alcoholic drinks with a small amount of juice which fucks your head up and makes you do silly things and forget them. Drunk extremely fast with copious amounts of ice cubes & a daft amount of straws. Found in party resorts such as Malia, Crete.

"Did you have a good night?"
"Fuck knows, I can't remember anything after that headfucker we got in the first bar."
"Good times."

by Cazaloompa May 02, 2006

headfuck

To mess up someone's thinking with illogical or distorted arguments, sometimes with a deliberate malicious intent, sometimes just out of misguided ignorance.

Trump's rhetoric is political headfuck.

by CyberCrone May 04, 2018

headfuck

Someone you fancy (or love), who knows you do, and just strings you along and fucks with your head.

Toadie mate, be careful, that girl is a headfuck

by Car-lie November 06, 2007

Headfuck

A difficult or awkward situation with no obvious correct course of action, literally something which fucks with you head.

"I slept with my girlfriend's identical twin sister without realizing and don't know whether to tell her or not, it's a complete headfuck"

by Henners17 May 06, 2008

headfucked

Someone who has lost their mind, who does not make any sense when they talk or is just plain CRAZY!

That bitch is headfucked!

by thegirlwho January 07, 2007

headfuck

A headfuck is a person who spends all hours toying with peoples minds.

This is usually done in practical joke form.

Shit, the police are the door. Oh no, it's just Leon being a headfuck.

by Younghenry May 03, 2005

headfuckism

The deranged, frantic and panicky state of mind a woman creates in a man's head due to mind games and bullshit.

Man, that bitch is giving me major headfuckism.

by Tripper_Mike March 01, 2009