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handaling 

The act of a creep or pervert on any form of public or private transportation who will occasionally look over a seat for a brief moment and quickly look back away. They "handal'er" will do this several times until you notice. The "handal'er" will have glasses and a dirty mexican stash.
God damn, this kid who's handaling is really pissing me off.
handaling by Hanthony Andal November 11, 2011

handballing 

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing
Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.
handballing by skin May 20, 2004

handballing 

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.
Handballing is a true expression of boy-love
handballing by cornholio October 16, 2003

HandBagging 

The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.
Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.
Also good for a competitive game with mates seeing who can get the most or the best bag!
HandBagging by Gymsox June 13, 2011

Handbilling 

When you got a wad o'cash in yo hand.
Karen- " Yo sophia, why you be handbilling like dat?"
Sophia- "Cause i gotta impress nigga."

Sophia- "Yo niggga i just got PAIDD son"
Karen- "Nigga we going out handbilling toniteee!"

Karen- "Yo, you see dat white boy handbilling on the corner ova durr"
Sophia- "Imma go jump his ass"
Handbilling by K and Sdcdd August 14, 2010

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "
johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
auto handballing by gmw January 22, 2008