Slap Jacks

Another affecionate term for pussy lips. See meat curtians

Girl, I don't care how much maple syrup you put on them cause I aint eating those slap jacks!

by skin January 30, 2004

punk jacket

a jacket worn buy punks. often a leather motorcycle jacket covered with bottons, studs, paint and other junk. goes good with some nice old doc martens.

look mommy! that skin head is beating up that punk!

by skin April 21, 2005

Hand of god

Refers to a goal scored by Diego Maradona of Argentina against England in the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup. The first goal for Argentina was scored off of his hand but wasn't seen by the ref.

That was a Hand of God goal!

by Skin August 03, 2004

green giant

a girl who has her pussy licked out with sweetcorn in it

this bitch is a green giant!

by skin November 13, 2003

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

McDonalds

A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.

"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."

by Skin January 17, 2005

handballing

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing

Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.

by skin May 20, 2004