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Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.
"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.
A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.
Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

hallerific 

A word originated from the name Halle Brady. It means gorgeous, smart and funny. Someone who is hallerific has a killer smile and beautiful eyes.
Boy 1: Hey look it's Halle Brady!
Boy 2: She's gorgeous!
Boy 1: No, you idiot. She's hallerific!
hallerific by solimans March 27, 2015

hammerfist 

to hit something or someone with a closed fist in an overhand motion intending to cause damage, similar to the way a hammer is swung using the tricep muscle. Usually quick and repetitive.
Brock Lesnar landed some mean hammerfists against Frank Mir.

"Quit being stupid before I knock you down and hammerfist your face!"
hammerfist by Forrest Griffin January 16, 2010

Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....
-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo

Hammerspice

1. The ultimate extreme scent or flavor. Created by Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half. Original description (with pictures) can be found there.
Hammerspice Chips

or

Hammerspice Deodorant

MORE EXTREME THAN SKATEBOARDING ON A SURFBOARD IN FRONT OF A FLAMING MOUNTAIN WHILE SHOOTING ARROWS OUT OF YOUR ARMPITS AT A SHARK !
Hammerspice by 3fold April 24, 2010