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Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....
-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo
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Hammerfucked

Word used to described being hit by a gravity hammer and dying instantly in Halo 3. Word invented by Flawless Wicked and Knockuout21 in a 2v2 game on the second day after halo 3 released.
*died by gravity hammer* Enemy: dude, he got hammerfucked!
Hammerfucked by Flawless Wicked October 22, 2007

Hammerfucked

To have an intense hangover from partying too hard the night before.
Guy 1: Duuuude you look hammerfucked! What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I drank a bottle of tequila last night.. FUCK my head hurts like a bitch.

Hammerfucked

Is the point beyond no return. Mainly spent in the bathroom after consuming more alchohol then one can handle.
"We got so drunk last night after coinage"
"Yea I was hammerfucked"
Hammerfucked by GIBMIESTER November 4, 2023

Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.
"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

hammerfuck 

To fuck someone or something with great intensity and ferocity.
Wow its a beautiful Spring day. I think I should find a ripe little Asian pussy and hammerfuck the shaved wet slit into next week.
hammerfuck by DankDonk May 17, 2006

shitfuck hammerfaced 

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.
"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."
shitfuck hammerfaced by G. Darkness January 13, 2013
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