Hammerspice

1. The ultimate extreme scent or flavor. Created by Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half. Original description (with pictures) can be found there.

Hammerspice Chips

or

Hammerspice Deodorant

MORE EXTREME THAN SKATEBOARDING ON A SURFBOARD IN FRONT OF A FLAMING MOUNTAIN WHILE SHOOTING ARROWS OUT OF YOUR ARMPITS AT A SHARK !

Hammerspice by 3fold April 24, 2010

Hammersauced 

To get extremely drunk.

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."

Hammersauced by Marano May 3, 2009

hammerspace 

The infinite amount of space within something in which items are stored. Inventories in video games are a prime example, as the character is somehow able to hold a metric fuckton of stuff without any sign of even a bag on him.

Guy 1: "Dude, 500 pokéballs?! How do you even fit all of that in one pocket?!"

Guy 2: "It's a hammerspace backpack, bro."

hammerspace by Czar Derpovichskilienko March 30, 2010

Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

hammerspace 

1. The place where hammers live. Often an unseen, extradimensioal space just big enough to store one large wooden mallet, used to hit perverts over the head. From anime.
2. Any such hidden location where an object, usually violent in nature, comes from unexpectedly

1. "Did you see Akane? Kuno was getting gropy and then out of hammerspace he got whacked on the head by her mallet."
2. "These action movies are too unrealistic--everyone has hammerspace."

hammerspace by Akhenaten April 8, 2003

hammerspacetime

The combination of hammerspace and hammertime as predicted by Albert Einstein. As a neologism it almost makes no sense.

"Wow, placing this Tumble Time Tigger next to this Amy Rose figurine warps quite a bit of hammerspacetime."
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"

hammerspacetime by Vitriol July 22, 2006

boom boom hammerstick 

a very large penis with a very large boner

wow, you have a massive boom boom hammerstick.

boom boom hammerstick by amanda+bridden June 3, 2007