hammerdick 

to exert unnecessary force

If Leo continues to hammerdick his car like that he's going to blow that shit up.

hammerdick by cdamiano August 9, 2006

hammerdick 

A revered term for a man residing within the south coastal region of Lake Erie to the PA/NY Appalachian Mountain area. A man who finds enjoyment in beer drinking, has outstanding fines at all time with the local/ state government, owns one or more guns, burns his trash, and typically falls within the blue - white collar range according to the 2010 census. A real menace to city folk.

- I just spotted them hammerdicks ripping up State St on them dirt bikes. - Oh Yeah? I even saw one the other day burning his trash which included an old car while drinking a bud heavy with no fucks given.

hammerdick by US Dep of Definitions May 20, 2016

harmendickity 

The itchy "point of no return" feeling in one's nose just prior to sneezing.

"So there I was, all lathered up in honey, when all of a sudden...hold on...*harmendickity* ACHOO!!"

harmendickity by chawalte May 12, 2010

Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

hammercocking 

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.

I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.

hammercocking by Adie88 September 29, 2018

Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....

-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo

Hammerfucked by DeCHEFticon420 June 5, 2020

hammerfuck 

To fuck someone or something with great intensity and ferocity.

Wow its a beautiful Spring day. I think I should find a ripe little Asian pussy and hammerfuck the shaved wet slit into next week.

hammerfuck by DankDonk May 17, 2006