ham smoke 

Getting MF head...

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

ham smoke by Bump bump June 2, 2017

smoke a ham 

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

smoke a ham by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007

smoked ham 

When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.

Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....

smoked ham by seedy March 22, 2003

Smoked Ham 

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham

Smoked Ham by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

smoked ham 

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

smoked ham by big pun March 11, 2003

Smoked Ham 

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

Smoked Ham by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

Smoking a ham by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021