ham'd 

hammered stoned...meaning you have drunk alot of liquor and smoked a lot of weed at the same period of time to the point where you are hammered stoned....ham'd

i got so ham'd after that shot and blunt

ham'd by Nay vera September 25, 2009

Tom Ham'd 

to try it on with someone, and then be rejected

like...
"alright mate how did it go with that girl last night?"
"Na, didnt happen"
"O, you got Tom Ham'd!"
or...
"You Tom Ham'd Fi last night"
"so?"
"Five on the head for sex avoidance!"

Tom Ham'd by David Collett October 22, 2006

ham dinner

A rim job thru a pineapple slice.

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.

ham dinner by tenesmus October 11, 2014

ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.

Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"

ham doodler by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009

Ham Danglers 

A woman's lady bits.

"That bird I nailed had wicked ham danglers."

Ham Danglers by fragileart January 12, 2010

Ham-dogged 

Completely hammered drunk.

I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.

Ham-dogged by PureCharger February 22, 2008

ham doctor 

The act of defining a previously benign phrase as something vulgar or obscene. Popularized by a the penny-arcade strip 'Prefanity.'

I totally ham doctored Rick Satorum's name!

ham doctor by m effin dumby July 22, 2009