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a partial or half of an erection
I got me a halvesy and I'm feeling straight as a cucumber.
halvesy by tigglebear November 29, 2010
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Halves on a Bastard 

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.
Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?
Halves on a Bastard by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Peach Halves 

The outermost lips of a vagina that resemble two halves of a peach with a slit down the middle.
Layshla has some scrumptious peach halves.
Peach Halves by Guitarpro2006 April 23, 2013
Man who looks twice his age and talks in the 3rd person.
"Halvey's gettin angry!"
Halvey by Omdad King March 21, 2005
To split the cost of something.
"Wanna go halves on a dubsack?"
"Wanna go halves on a pie?(pizza)"
"Wanna go halves on a carton?"
"Wanna go halves on an eightball?"
"Wanna go halves on an ounce?"
"Wanna go halves on your girl? I get anal this time bitch, and I'm not using a condom."
halves by Tuan_916 February 7, 2006
When multiple pairs of people contribute to a pot in order to by multiple gifts for one person.

As opposed to halfsies, which is two people splitting a gift for one person.
Jim, Charles, Mary, Debra, Lucas, and Johanna went halvesies on the 3 gifts they bought for their parents on Christmas.
halvesies by droppinkings July 3, 2014

Go halves 

To split the cost of a purchase in two with another person.
"Do you want to go halves?", "Let's go halves", "Can we go halves?", etc
Go halves by Mateo74 November 13, 2013
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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