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Halves on a Bastard 

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.
Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?
Halves on a Bastard by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Peach Halves 

The outermost lips of a vagina that resemble two halves of a peach with a slit down the middle.
Layshla has some scrumptious peach halves.
Peach Halves by Guitarpro2006 April 23, 2013
Man who looks twice his age and talks in the 3rd person.
"Halvey's gettin angry!"
Halvey by Omdad King March 21, 2005
To split the cost of something.
"Wanna go halves on a dubsack?"
"Wanna go halves on a pie?(pizza)"
"Wanna go halves on a carton?"
"Wanna go halves on an eightball?"
"Wanna go halves on an ounce?"
"Wanna go halves on your girl? I get anal this time bitch, and I'm not using a condom."
halves by Tuan_916 February 7, 2006
When multiple pairs of people contribute to a pot in order to by multiple gifts for one person.

As opposed to halfsies, which is two people splitting a gift for one person.
Jim, Charles, Mary, Debra, Lucas, and Johanna went halvesies on the 3 gifts they bought for their parents on Christmas.
halvesies by droppinkings July 3, 2014

Go halves 

To split the cost of a purchase in two with another person.
"Do you want to go halves?", "Let's go halves", "Can we go halves?", etc
Go halves by Mateo74 November 13, 2013
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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