BenKerr's definitions

Halves on a Bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.

Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Beanbag

Testicles

When you done playing with my choad move on up to my beanbag.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Bloody Gorbachev

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003