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Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.
Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?
by BenKerr October 17, 2003

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Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.
Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.
by BenKerr October 17, 2003

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Testicles
When you done playing with my choad move on up to my beanbag.
by BenKerr October 17, 2003

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