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Halos
Halos by Hephaestus V May 20, 2025
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Halos and Horns
The NACLU scam is doing good business as famous people start swapping the letters of their names and laughing at themselves in the mirror while going $18 a day in debt to the leprechaun Tyrant,,,
An old song was gifted with inspirational help from T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ Pom Teddy while working as a lowly road hand For a band/Gang whose name changes From RAM BOB and the Savage Gang To Bob Christ and the second coming depending on the mood and temperament of the obnoxious son of a time-traveling Judge. M̶i̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶C̶y̶r̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ are gifted a song for the movie by Dolly Parton OOPS PollyDarton. Now that the leprechaun switch code was Broken The famous flood the Plantation with laughter using their new names without being offended or Butt hurt. T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ The new song is a hit for Both bands as it is covered by the Savage Gang and the second coming in two different styles or genres.
LORD BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
An old song was gifted with inspirational help from T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ Pom Teddy while working as a lowly road hand For a band/Gang whose name changes From RAM BOB and the Savage Gang To Bob Christ and the second coming depending on the mood and temperament of the obnoxious son of a time-traveling Judge. M̶i̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶C̶y̶r̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ are gifted a song for the movie by Dolly Parton OOPS PollyDarton. Now that the leprechaun switch code was Broken The famous flood the Plantation with laughter using their new names without being offended or Butt hurt. T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ The new song is a hit for Both bands as it is covered by the Savage Gang and the second coming in two different styles or genres.
LORD BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
After hearing both versions.
Polly Darton: I don't give a rats ass what the critics think I liked it both ways. OOPS, that didn't sound right stop...I meant to articulate it this way. Halos and Horns was good music no matter HOW you PLAY it.
Polly Darton: I don't give a rats ass what the critics think I liked it both ways. OOPS, that didn't sound right stop...I meant to articulate it this way. Halos and Horns was good music no matter HOW you PLAY it.
Halos and Horns by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022
halos fan
halos fan by Rebelsrule22 July 3, 2020
Alberto Halos
Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.
Alberto Halos by pinjer October 3, 2018
horns & halos
horns & halos by Burzerk June 11, 2006
headfirst for halos
1. Song by My Chemical Romance, off of their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love."
2. Falling, usually headfirst, in which the person is seriously injured or just really shaken up (halos, in this sense, being "death" or "near-death").
2. Falling, usually headfirst, in which the person is seriously injured or just really shaken up (halos, in this sense, being "death" or "near-death").
1. person one: "wow, i love my chemical romance, 'headfirst for halos' is definitely their best song!"
person two: "i know, right?"
2. person one: "hey man, did you hear about nick?"
person two: "no, what happened?"
person one: "aww, he totally went headfirst for halos; he fell through a window. he's in the hospital, but he's gonna be ok."
or:
person one: *doesn't watch where they are going* oh shit, why didn't you warn me about those stairs? i almost went headfirst for halos there."
person two: "i know, right?"
2. person one: "hey man, did you hear about nick?"
person two: "no, what happened?"
person one: "aww, he totally went headfirst for halos; he fell through a window. he's in the hospital, but he's gonna be ok."
or:
person one: *doesn't watch where they are going* oh shit, why didn't you warn me about those stairs? i almost went headfirst for halos there."
headfirst for halos by Jane Eyre August 1, 2007
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