Elbonio's definitions

Sexiost

To penetrate in ignorance, accidental sex and gross misunderstandings in Turkish Baths.

I didnt even know I sexiosted...

by Elbonio January 11, 2006

RTO

Reading To Owls.

It's when you have nothing better to do with your day so you decide to go read to an owl (they're the smartest of all the birds, except the afty but you can rarely find one of those.

I'm bored im going to do RTO.

by Elbonio October 12, 2005

noodleman

A type of coffee brewed in the democratic republic of congo

there's nothing better than a hot noodleman to perk you up

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Her0n

A device for the removal of fluff from clothes that have been stored on a floor

Damnit this shirt is the only remotely clean one i have, but it has fluff all over it. Bring forth my her0n.

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Strych

Second-hand hangliding apparatus

We cant afford new hang-gliders so we have to make do with Strych...

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

HalOS

Region of Peru. HalOS is "Dedicated to providing it's peruian residents with a nice place to live and a decent public transport system"

Which way to HalOS?

Why it's that way my good man.

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Afty

A stealth breed of budgie

Where the hell has that Afty gone? I knew I should have electronically tagged it...

by Elbonio May 4, 2004