Definitions by Elbonio

Baz 

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

Baz by Elbonio June 11, 2006

Sexiost 

To penetrate in ignorance, accidental sex and gross misunderstandings in Turkish Baths.

I didnt even know I sexiosted...

Sexiost by Elbonio January 11, 2006

RTO 

Reading To Owls.

It's when you have nothing better to do with your day so you decide to go read to an owl (they're the smartest of all the birds, except the afty but you can rarely find one of those.

I'm bored im going to do RTO.

RTO by Elbonio October 12, 2005

Gunsmith 

The other book by J.R Hartley

Hello I was wondering if you could help me, i'm looking for a book called Gunsmith by J.R. Hartley...... oh you do? Wonderful!

Gunsmith by Elbonio October 26, 2004

Corkeh 

The expletive many people use when they've just put too much salt on their food

Holy Corkeh Batman! There's salt all over this delicious casserole..."

Corkeh by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Steadders 

A word used to describe the amazing trick of balacing a half-full can of soft drink on its bottom rim

"oh my gosh - that can is doing steadders!"

Steadders by Elbonio May 26, 2004

MPUK 

MPUK is a group of like minded people from the Champagne region of France who all enjoy a good game of lawn bowls.

"Join MPUK - we like rolling our balls in the grass..."

MPUK by Elbonio May 26, 2004