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hallucidating 

A member of the opposite sex who, after only one or two drunken encounters, starts telling everyone that the two of you are an item.
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Everyone at the bar was blown away when they found out we're dating!"
You: "Whaaa??"
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Yeah! Especially your ex. Her mouth just dropped!"
You: "Maybe you better sit down. You're hallucidating right now."
hallucidating by Genovese, Franco October 8, 2011

Hallucinating 

One day, A child went for a walk and saw a unicorn, of course he was hallucinating. He tried to take a ride on a unicorn but he smacked into a wall.
That kid was a fail. He had been smoking granola bars. He was only 12. Oh my. He lost his virgity to a fire hydrant.
Hallucinating by ASSCS March 5, 2011

Hallucinating Hillbilly 

An amazingly horrible shot combination known to make your head spin and stammer on like a "hillbilly". Side effects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, belief you are Ricky Bobby, picking up fat chicks at the bar, and talking to a miniature green version of Dale Earnhardt with wings floating above your shoulder.

To make mix one shot of Absinthe with one shot of Jack Daniels or any other American Whiskey of your choice.
"Speigs just ordered a Hallucinating Hillbilly!!"

"What?! No! Stop him! You remember last time he party rocked like this?"

"To late... Put the fat bitches on alert."

Hallucidating 

Thinking you are dating someone but they don't think so
Tiffany: omg! I am so in love with Freddy!
Brittany: no, Tiffany you're just hallucidating him
Hallucidating by TWD_358 May 27, 2015

Lucid Hallucinating

The psychic ability to have realistic hallucinations, on purpose, whenever you want, while being fully aware that they aren't necessarily real and without taking any drugs.
'Lucid hallucinating is a very rare talent. The majority of mortals struggle to achieve it. Mostly gods, demigods, oracles, psychics, starseeds, starchildren and other divine beings, including myself are naturally capable of this extraordinary ability. We can run mental simulations, around us to create our own worlds, for our entertainment, train for battles or to prepare ourselves for possible future scenarios and more.'

Hallucinahating

When a hater or would be hater pictures, pretends, or imagines themselves hating or comiting hatered toward another person, in their mind, personal thoughts, or meaningless actions.
Eric-
"John is a douche. He told me he hates the Beastie Boys and named his old Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy Ad Rock. And he fights it."

Tom-
"Wow, sounds like John has been HALLUCINAHATING."
Hallucinahating by Number2wo_2 April 4, 2012