hairy gum 

A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).

Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!

hairy gum by sheshkable June 11, 2006

hairy bubble gum 

Another name for your testicles.

The room went quiet when I ripped my pants and pulled out my hairy bubble gum.

hairy bubble gum by Greasetrap May 2, 2005

hairy gumdrops 

1. aka ball sack,
2. wrinkly shrivelled skin with testicles inside.

My friend Mikey likes it when I bounce my hairy gumdrops off his chin.

hairy gumdrops by DPC August 30, 2005

Hairy Gumbers 

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

Hairy Gumbers by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010

Hairy gumdrop 

A person who follows you around and doesn't typically have friends and TRIES to be friends with the popular people.

Also a person with hairy and saggy boobs/moobs

"Dude that guy just took off his shirt"
" he's a hairy gumdrop"

Hairy gumdrop by Positivebutdeath December 14, 2014

hairy dog gums 

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.

Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.

hairy dog gums by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020