9 definitions by sheshkable

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After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.
by sheshkable March 16, 2009
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Huge fucking city in Arizona. There are shit loads of illegal immigrants. It's unbearably hot 8 months out of the year.

Instead of building up like LA or NY, Phoenix has been built out. There are cacti everywhere, and it's hella dry.

Phoenix reportedly has a shitload of crime, though I have never seen any of it.

Arizona State University is there. There are parties every night and the girls are insanely hot and stupid.

Don't ever come to Phoenix.
Guy 1: Yo, you ever been to the Phoenix Zoo?

Guy 2: Yeah, that place is hot as fuck.
by sheshkable March 24, 2009
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The deliberate slamming of one man's testicles against another man's testicles.
I was nugget fighting last night and now my testicles are black.
by sheshkable June 05, 2006
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A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).
Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!
by sheshkable June 08, 2006
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Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.
by sheshkable March 16, 2009
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A generic name for a wiggerish drug dealer who's actual name cannot be remembered.
Guy 1: Damn! Let's score some weed! But where can we get some?!?
Guy 2: Call up that slick nigga dick we met last night!
by sheshkable March 16, 2009
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