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hairstory 

It’s the story your hair tells the next day.
Based on hairstory, I had a good night.
hairstory by Nspace November 17, 2019
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History Death Metal 

History Death Metal is an offshoot form of Death Metal that focuses on the Dead, Their History, Culture, Religion & More. It is similar to Death Metal yet uses exotic musical scales of the world and drums/cymbals of the world making the Drum Set Of The Dead.
History Death Metal is the best offshoot of Death Metal ever created! Dig Up All The Dead of Every Civilization on the Planet.

AP World History 

The number one reason for self harm and suicidal tendencies among overachieving sophomores. Typically, this class takes your AP virginity- but don’t think that its going to start you off easy with rose petals or some shit. This class will fuck you in the ass without any lube- which you’ll know a lot about, because you will develop insomnia and depression because of this fucking class and watch a startling amount of porn, because its 3 am and you need SOME way to get rid of the pent up anxiety. You will bleed over fucking Daoism- which will seem pretty appealing to you, with the whole living-in-the-woods-thing. Don’t know what Daoism is? You’re a lucky son of a bitch. You will cry blood at 3 am because the 10 page guided notes is only halfway done, and you haven’t even finished your own personal chapter outline- which is for some reason a different thing. Don’t take this class unless you already want to die and need one last thing to punch you over the edge.
Non-AP Student- :( I only got 6 hours of sleep last night :(
AP World Student- You ignorant fucking slut. You do not know true pain until you have taken AP World History. I have slept six hours in the past week, I live on coffee and chronic anxiety. I wrote 20 pages of notes in my own blood, and I still got a C on the test because I considered Alexander the Great’s biggest legacy to be forming a lasting empire instead of dissipating the city-states. I am awake right now because I mixed 5 hour energy with DayQuil, which I’m preying will give me a heart attack, and Quizlet is the only god I know.
AP World History by Thotticus.Prime September 22, 2018

Disc Sports History (Frisbee) 

1970's Frisbee Becomes a Sport

Guts, Ultimate, Freestyle, Golf, Distance, Accuracy, MTA, Self Caught Flight, Discathon and Double Disc Court became this sports first events.

There are certain people that stand out when acknowledging who laid the ground work for the transition of playing with the Frisbee as a toy to disc sports. The Healy family (Guts), Tom Kennedy (Ultimate and UPA), Ken Westerfield (Utimate, Freestyle and Canadian Open), Jim Kenner (Freestyle and Canadian Open), Dave Marinni (FPA), Jim Palmeri (AFDO), Tom Schot (Santa Cruz Tournaments), Dan Roddick ( IFA and WFDF), Ed Headrick (Whamo and Disc Golf), Joel Silver (Ultimate). These are people that not only excelled with the Frisbee when it was still considered a toy, but help create the formats and concepts through their own tournaments and or organizations that produced the events and organization of disc sports we see today.

The Canadian Open Frisbee Championships, Toronto Canada (the beginning of Freestyle Competition), American Flying Disc Open (AFDO), Rochester, NY, Octad, New Jersey, International Frisbee Tournament (IFT), Marquette, MI, Santa Cruz Flying Disc Classic, Santa Cruz, California, and the World Frisbee Championships (WFC), held at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California, were the most progressive and trend setting tournaments of that time. These tournaments are where the sport of Frisbee ( disc sports ) really began.
Disc Sports History (Frisbee) are documented in
FPA Freestyle Players Association, also in several articles on Wikipedia.

National History Day 

A form of torture used by history teachers to ensure that their students have no life.
Dude I would have gone out on saturday, but National History Day is killing my social life.

browser history 

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.
I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete
browser history by Asdfefwhefhwe January 19, 2014

AP World History 

A disease which is common among seniors and reckless sophomores. The typical symptoms include lack of energy, inability to fall asleep, decrease in social participation, and excessive anxiety. The patients tend to show either/both apathy about life or/and pathological fervor about historic subjects. The disease frequently begins in September each year, reaching its climax in late April and early May, and wanes in June and July. The mortality rate it causes among patients is higher than the chance to get a 5, which is a cure for this disease.
Parent: My child got an allergy involving AP World History.
Doctor: I'm so sorry to hear that! That poor kid must be suffering so much.
AP World History by wesand March 31, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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