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A more creative and witty way of referring to your penis.
That guy has a gigantic hairlog! I am quite astonished.
hairlog by ShawnJones January 30, 2008
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Hairography 

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.
Word of the Day on July 19, 2024

Hairlock 

When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.
Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off
Hairlock by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011

Hairyogamy

(hair-ee-ogamy) (n):a ritual practiced by many families in rural villages that consists of every member of a family removing all facial hair i.e( eyebrows/eyelashes/lip hair/chin hair) combining it to create a soup or drink that is then consumed by the youngest member of the family (mainly boys) in order for that individual to grow facial hair in a matter of days
"Woah! Check out the bristles on that 6 year old Columbian! It must've taken him years to grow that."

"Nah I've seen younger. His parents are probably hairyogomists. Poor kid...take a picture!"

"My parents are firm believers in hairyogamy. Every month I have to eat my dad's eyelash fondue with a side of my mom's pube lemonade"

"Dude you know it's only supposed to be facial hair right?"

"Damn it mom you said my beard would grow softer if i drank your lemonade!"
Hairyogamy by TheRuggedGiant September 29, 2010

Hairography 

The excessive use of hair flipping and flashy clothing to make up for lack of dancing ability and rhythm.
Those girls and their hairography.
Hairography by Ashleyy_Ann December 11, 2011

Hairrogant 

When one is arrogant because they love their hair. To be conceited about one's appearance.

Example: Cooper is a hairrogant bastard.
He's a hairrogant bastard
Hairrogant by McGonagirl March 27, 2015

hairologist 

Some that specialises is styling or treating hair
I’m a hairologist
hairologist by I made a bet for 21p December 31, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
ā€œI reached the TikTok Farlands broā€
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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