hairlog

A more creative and witty way of referring to your penis.

That guy has a gigantic hairlog! I am quite astonished.

by ShawnJones January 30, 2008

Hairography

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

Hairlock

When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.

Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off

by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011

Hairyogamy

(hair-ee-ogamy) (n):a ritual practiced by many families in rural villages that consists of every member of a family removing all facial hair i.e( eyebrows/eyelashes/lip hair/chin hair) combining it to create a soup or drink that is then consumed by the youngest member of the family (mainly boys) in order for that individual to grow facial hair in a matter of days

"Woah! Check out the bristles on that 6 year old Columbian! It must've taken him years to grow that."

"Nah I've seen younger. His parents are probably hairyogomists. Poor kid...take a picture!"

"My parents are firm believers in hairyogamy. Every month I have to eat my dad's eyelash fondue with a side of my mom's pube lemonade"

"Dude you know it's only supposed to be facial hair right?"

"Damn it mom you said my beard would grow softer if i drank your lemonade!"

by TheRuggedGiant September 29, 2010

Hairography

The excessive use of hair flipping and flashy clothing to make up for lack of dancing ability and rhythm.

Those girls and their hairography.

by Ashleyy_Ann December 11, 2011

Hairrogant

When one is arrogant because they love their hair. To be conceited about one's appearance.

Example: Cooper is a hairrogant bastard.

He's a hairrogant bastard

by McGonagirl March 27, 2015

hairologist

Some that specialises is styling or treating hair

I’m a hairologist

by I made a bet for 21p December 31, 2020