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hairologist 

Someone that specialises in styling hair or treating hair.
I’m a hairologist
hairologist by I made a bet for 21p December 31, 2020
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Hairoopogist

one who has an unusual obsession with hair; a group belonging to the Ceratin Rights movement
"The hairoopogist places his cut hair in a ziploc bag."
Hairoopogist by 1337 Man November 30, 2003

haterologist

A person who is a specialist in the studies of hating. Full blown haters can see haterologists to find the true reason they are haters. They can express their hatelems in haterology sessions and try to live hater free with the help of a haterologists.
Popo is a big hater, he's always hating on Botz, Eddie, Ratt, & Timo. He should go see Manny, the haterologist, and get some help for his hateritis.
haterologist by manyewest July 11, 2010

Horologist 

Johnjoe the child wonder. Can fix a clock by just looking at it and can read road dahl and comment on it without ever finishing a book. Also please search under fantastic mister fox for his very popular verdict.
Johnjoe, future Horologist, possible career choice for misunderstood young adults who have wasted thier life, aka arts students.

Hairoopogist

One who places refrigerator magnets in strange patterns, claiming to see the future.
The hairoopogist took all of my refrigerator magnets.
Hairoopogist by Golemio December 1, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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