Hairnography

The viewing of excessive amounts of hair dyes and/or styles

You may be judged negatively for viewing hairnography

by the burkinator November 18, 2017

Hairography

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

Hairography

The excessive use of hair flipping and flashy clothing to make up for lack of dancing ability and rhythm.

Those girls and their hairography.

by Ashleyy_Ann December 11, 2011

hornography

When you take pictures of yourself sticking your cock in a horn.

Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.

Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.

Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.

Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.

Perv 2- You're just jealous.

Perv 1- :'(

Perv 2- : p

by TurtleDude87 July 14, 2009

hornography

Horror pornography. Typically soft-porn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.

I can't believe that woman just did it with that demon. This hornography is awesome!!!

by Jaazu August 24, 2010

hornography

hunters whom choose to partake in high fence hunting for the sole purpose of killing big bucks with big antlers despite the fairness of the pen.

Joe shot a nice buck, but I heard he was into hornography and suspect it was a canned hunt.

by HighFenceHater December 9, 2008

hornography

The Americanese art of jerking off.

Since the age of twelve, I have been a master of hornography.

by Michael Weitzel December 21, 2005