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The outer ring of a woman's nipple that has hair growing out of every orface.

The dentist was proud of the way I flossed with my girlfriend's hairiola.

hairiola by Carl Jackson December 20, 2004

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haireolas

The random boob whiskers that grow around the nipple.

Hey Dana! We are going to the nude beach. Wanna come? Wait, first you need to go shave those jungle haireolas!!

haireolas by danelci June 11, 2006

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hairiolae

nipples surrounded by hairs (either male or female)

Hairiolae in women is an affliction which can and should be treated as a part of regular grooming.

hairiolae by Duke Dillon March 1, 2014

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haireola

female areola that has a number of wiry hairs protruding from the chicken skin-like areola.

My God, Jeanie D has a nearly matching pair of haireola

haireola by Bernie O'Neill November 25, 2005

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haireolas

hair on the areola of a women's breast

i went in for a motor boat but i ended up flossing on her haireolas!

haireolas by John The Porkchop December 24, 2007

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hairyolas

Hairy nipples; areolas with hair growing out of them

Sally took off her bra, and I was disgusted to learn that she had hairyolas.

hairyolas by DJ MethFace July 30, 2006

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hairyola

(slang) A derogatory word used to describe any woman's areola which has too much hair growing out of it. A hairy areola.

"Steve, get a load of that dame with the hairyolas!"

hairyola by Anonymous Slinker November 3, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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